Spoonerism

Uproar in the office this lunchtime as one of the girls spoonerises 'Barefoot Contessa' as 'Barecunt Fontessa.' Hilarity ensues.

New Tattoo

Laugh of the week came from my mate in London who rang and said, "I'm getting a new tattoo, and I just wanted to check; it's two Ts in 'Synnott' and one in 'cunt', right?