Foolproof Internet Business Idea

I have a new startup business idea: I'm going to start an Internet swear-jar. I expect to be able to retire to a private island in about six weeks.

Improbable Google Searches

Things that have almost certainly never been typed into Google:

• adele nude
• tallafornia season 2
• brian kennedy girlfriend
• second hand Renault Mégane wanted

Brain Teaser

Here's a brain teaser I came up with:

Mike works for the marketing department of a software company.
His job is to come up with names for new products, and he has devised a formula for doing so.

For example, when the company developed a new Payroll System, Mike named it 'Ps'. When they announced their Customer Relationship Management and Bug Tracking Management System products, Mike named them 'Chromi' and 'Bratanmiksie' respectively.

The company is about to announce their new Online Payment Processing Gateway. What will Mike name it?