God, I love Marmite! I have a whole unopened jar of it in the cupboard. But Marmite in our house is like a weapon of mass destruction. My wife hates it, and I hate Pringles Sour Cream and Chive flavour - which she has an unopened tube of. So we're here with our respective foodstuffs staring each other down in a Mexican standoff like a couple of superpowers in a Mutually Assured Destruction nuclear stalemate. Damn commie wife.
