Friday, February 17, 2012

Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #3

Coolafancy (n.)

A hideously embarrassing dance invented spontaneously by a mildly drunk couple which they imagine is tremendously impressive to onlookers in the disco.

Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #2

Tinahely (n.)

The sudden urge that overtakes perfectly honest people to steal a nice, weighty piece of cutlery. Can also be applied to the penchant for misappropriation of novelty branded glasses and ashtrays from public houses and other hostelries.

Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #1

Newtownmountkennedy (n.)

A particularly randy and fecund ram which is responsible for siring most of the lambs in a given flock of sheep.