Tuesday, March 5, 2019

His Mortifying Instruments

I recall the day my wife mistook my Tibetan Anus Flute for her Moroccan Nose Whistle. Easily done but not a mistake you're likely to make twice.

Wicklow-Centric Meaning of Liff definitions #25

Avoca (n.)

The melancholic realisation that the excitement of having taken delivery of a new gadget will evaporate before the day is out.