Feckology

I recall the day my wife mistook my Tibetan Anus Flute for her Moroccan Nose Whistle. Easily done but not a mistake you're likely to mak...

Avoca  (n.) The melancholic realisation that the excitement of having taken delivery of a new gadget will evaporate before the day is out....

Lachen (n.) The unsettling superposition of familiarity and strangeness you experience when, after many years, you visit a city you used ...

Umrygar (n.) The patina of dust, food crumbs and cat hair on your laptop that you never notice until you're on public transport.

A wise man once said to me, "Mike, learn from other people's mistakes. For example - and you can have this one for free - if you...

If you look past the torrent of ordure that flows from the sewer pipe of mainstream media, you will see a small but steady river of pure, un...

I just let a disturbing fart that smells like the men's jacks under Busaras used to smell back in the late 70s. Deeply concerning. I hop...