Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #17

Scurlogue (n.)

A haggard and desiccated person of indeterminate age who is enduring a meritorious bout of Stoops (q.v.).

Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #16

Stoops (n.)

A dialectical term describing the condition of being beset by Lackareagh (q.v.), the severity of which is in proportion to how Roddenagh (q.v.) said condition is.

Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #15

Roddenagh (adj.)

Of the corrosivity of a Lackareagh (q.v.) 

Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #14

Lackareagh (n.)

A profoundly anti-social bowel movement.

Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #13

Doody's Bottoms (n.pl)

The breed of potato used to make the starchy and irresolute chips served in plastic punnets from mobile vans at sporting events and outside night clubs.

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In fact, an increasing number of my coffee-break conversations are beginning with "If I ever find out I only have a few weeks to live, the first thing I'm going to do is buy a big fucking bag of guns ..."

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