Marmite

God, I love Marmite! I have a whole unopened jar of it in the cupboard. But Marmite in our house is like a weapon of mass destruction. My wife hates it, and I hate Pringles Sour Cream and Chive flavour - which she has an unopened tube of. So we're here with our respective foodstuffs staring each other down in a Mexican standoff like a couple of superpowers in a Mutually Assured Destruction nuclear stalemate. Damn commie wife.

Shitty code I encounter every fucking day of my life #1

I found this in the codebase today.


bool threeDSAuth = false;
if (acquirerReference != null
     && acquirerReference.TransactionType == TransactionType.ThreeDSEnrollCheck)
{
   threeDSAuth = true;
}


I fucking despair.

Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #17

Scurlogue (n.)

A haggard and desiccated person of indeterminate age who is enduring a meritorious bout of Stoops (q.v.).

Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #16

Stoops (n.)

A dialectical term describing the condition of being beset by Lackareagh (q.v.), the severity of which is in proportion to how Roddenagh (q.v.) said condition is.

Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #15

Roddenagh (adj.)

Of the corrosivity of a Lackareagh (q.v.) 

Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #14

Lackareagh (n.)

A profoundly anti-social bowel movement.

Wicklow-centric Meaning of Liff definitions #13

Doody's Bottoms (n.pl)

The breed of potato used to make the starchy and irresolute chips served in plastic punnets from mobile vans at sporting events and outside night clubs.